I need John Worrow's help!

I'm told that apparently there is an imminent "International fuck John Hamilton day" being held, and supported by the ever inclusive, and willing to jump on even this passing bandwagon, cllr Driver!

Clearly this constitutes a hetrophobic attack upon my person, and I reach out to Cllr Worrow in his capacity as equality councillor to come to my aid in this outrageous attack clearly based on my sexuality, and supported by the clearly hetrophobic cllr Driver.

I am considering calling the Police/MI6/Special Branch/SAS and anyone else who'll listen (if they won't listen, clearly they will also be clearly hetrophobic), to deal with this highly upsetting and deeply wounding attack. It is clear that some councillors such as Driver need to examine their consciousness, and reconsider whether, in light of their support for such an attack upon me (amoung MANY other reasons), and his publishing of pornographic material on his facebook page, that could quite easily be accessed by the children of his constituents, innocently looking for their councillor on Facebook, they are fit to hold public office.

I call on cllr Worrow to institute an immediate full public enquiry into this matter without delay!